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I've driven on most dangerous roads in Himalayas and elephants in Chitwan. I've flown around Everest, seen Mt.Kilimanjaro, and climbed Table Mountain. Slept for four nights in Serengeti, swam in Lake Malawi, and partied on boats in Zanzibar. Sang karaoke in Tanzania, seen Victoria Falls from Zimbabwe and Zambia's side. Drank mint tea in Morocco and Earl Grey in London. Seen the sunrise from a boat on Ganges and seen sunrise in Pokhora. I've taken the overnight trains in India, drank whiskey to cure "Delhi belly". Swam with turtles on Gili Islands and cleansed in holy springs in Indonesia. Crossed the streets in Saigon, Bangkok,Tokyo,Sydney, Nairobi,Shanghai, and Kathamandu. Visited James Bond Island in Thailand and drank coconuts on Phi Phi Islands. Seen Bruce Lee statue in Hong Kong and casinos in Macau. Been on a safari in Botswana, South Africa, and Tanzania. Spent NYE drinking Caipirinhas in Rio, another dancing in New Orleans, and another jamming with GNR in Vegas. Walked around the Great Wall in China and did Tai Chi in the park in Beijing. Walked with penguins on Phillip's Island and deers in Nara. Stayed with Geisha's in Kyoto and a mansion in Kuala Lumpur. Was robbed in Barcelona, lived for a month in Paris, stayed on nude beach in Spain, eaten too many space-out cakes in Amsterdam, and not enough pizza in Venice. Had breakfast in Germany, lunch in Austria, and dinner in Niece. Seen opera in Opera House in Sydney, had Angelina Jolie's drink in Cambodia, and best falafels in Dubai. Spent spring breaks in the jungle in Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Bahamas, and Miami. Lived in Hollywood and seen a bullfight in Mexico. Cried in San Francisco, Grand Canyon, and San Diego. Climbed volcanos in Hawaii and Iceland and plan on climbing many more. Namaste.

Update: Partied in Cartagena ( Colombia)

Update: Partied in Jamaica

Update: Climbed Cinque Terre, leaned on Pisa, was proposed to in Berber village, slept in Sahara on sand under the stars, rode on camels, got lost in Venice, blushed looking at David, seen the Last Supper, ate gelato in Florence, Rome, Milan, and did not find Mr. Clooney in Lake Como, and of course finally relaxed in Ibiza.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

F*** L'amour

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